SYNOPSIS:

Set in the '80s like some lost John Hughes film, MURT RAMIREZ WANTS TO KICK MY BUTT follows a single day in the life of twelve-year old Billy McConnell, a day which just may be his last. When his meshuga cousin Zach leaves Billy (whom he calls a half-goy) on the hook for a prank involving a candy bar, some dog poop, and the most psychotic bully in all of Brooklyn, Billy knows his days are as numbered as his Members Only jacket. After Murt gets expelled, a ketchup-scrawled note appears in Billy's locker announcing "Three O'clock!" and Billy and pals contrive a gauntlet of harebrained plots to escape their after-school date with doom.